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1.
Fight to Stop Obesity 02:32
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1 2 3 FIGHT TO STOP OBESITY! 1 2 3 FIGHT TO STOP OBESITY! 1 2 3 FIGHT TO STOP OBESITY! 1 2 3 FIGHT TO STOP OBESITY! The surgeon general warns you That smoking may cause cancer But when it comes to eating Fast food is not the answer McDonald's wants to get you Started with an egg mcmuffin The worst thing you can do Is to become a glutton 1 2 3 FIGHT TO STOP OBESITY! 1 2 3 FIGHT TO STOP OBESITY! 1 2 3 FIGHT TO STOP OBESITY! 1 2 3 FIGHT TO STOP OBESITY! Together we join in unity Unite to fight obesity Together we show some self control Your appetite is bigger than my mole Take a minute and look at your life Take some time to start eating right Throw those plus size clothes out Join with me together we shout! 1 2 3 FIGHT TO STOP OBESITY! 1 2 3 FIGHT TO STOP OBESITY! 1 2 3 FIGHT TO STOP OBESITY! 1 2 3 FIGHT TO STOP OBESITY!
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Divided States 02:25
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Race wars, political wars, a war on drugs The D.S.A. is run by gangs and run by thugs Race wars, political wars, a war on drugs The D.S.A. is run by gangs and run by thugs We're afraid to walk the streets at night 'Cus our skin color might start a fight Look around at your divided states We're not united when we're full of hate The rich are too fuckin rich to help the poor Your divided states doesn't care anymore Few profit while the masses sweat and bleed What about our president? He just misleads This country's split in a war against you People aren't united when there's so little virtue Look around at your divided states We're not united when we're full of hate The rich are too fuckin rich to help the poor Your divided states doesn't care anymore
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Park N Ride 01:51
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Driving down the 8 a semi full of DUFFs The maniac driver is sitting in the buff Carefully planning his killing spree And improving dating for both you and me PARK N RIDE DUFF-O-CIDE! HEY HEY HEY! PARK N RIDE DUFF-O-CIDE! HEY HEY HEY! Driver pulls off to the murder sight Hoping that the knifings go silent in the night Driver stops to let everyone out Half the murders done without a shout PARK N RIDE DUFF-O-CIDE! HEY HEY HEY! PARK N RIDE DUFF-O-CIDE! HEY HEY HEY! Half the murders left, its time to finish the fun Throws out the knife and grabs the gun Well aimed shots make the world a better place DUFFs are the epitome of the human race PARK N RIDE DUFF-O-CIDE! HEY HEY HEY! PARK N RIDE DUFF-O-CIDE! HEY HEY HEY!
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You're Fat 02:44
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Don't buy the lie, it's your fault Can't stop the craving for a chocolate malt Not cortisol it's lack of energy You're sitting on your couch watching your TV YOU'RE FAT! WOAH Doing nothing about it YOU'RE FAT! WOAH You lazy piece of shit YOU'RE FAT! WOAH EAT EAT EAT YOU'RE FAT! WOAH You can't see your feet You waddle around in a grocery store Get a large number 6 then you still eat more Get off your ass and exercise Fast food is your fucking demise YOU'RE FAT! WOAH Doing nothing about it YOU'RE FAT! WOAH You lazy piece of shit YOU'RE FAT! WOAH EAT EAT EAT YOU'RE FAT! WOAH You can't see your feet When you walk you huff and puff (huff and puff) The world looks at you as a DUFF (such a duff) It's your fault your overweight (so overweight) Death by heart attack is your fate YOU'RE FAT! WOAH Doing nothing about it YOU'RE FAT! WOAH You lazy piece of shit YOU'RE FAT! WOAH EAT EAT EAT YOU'RE FAT! WOAH You can't see your feet
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Blind Leading the Blind 01:53
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Follow someone who can't see Is it best for you and me? We follow him into war I don't wanna follow anymore I look around at what I see Blind leading others quite blindly His promises he doesn't keep But we follow him around like mindless sheep When I can't see I open my eyes But he doesn't big surprise We follow him into foreign lands Maybe it's time we bit the feeding hand I look around at what I see Blind leading others quite blindly His promises he doesn't keep But we follow him around like mindless sheep I look around at what I see Blind leading others quite blindly His promises he doesn't keep But we follow him around like mindless fucking sheep
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Raise Your Fist 01:56
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Fight the machine for you and me We gotta strive for unity Not down for fighting at the shows Gonna raise your fist and not throw blows Gonna raise your fist and not throw blows FIGHT BACK Against DUFFs RESIST Hairy muffs EMBRACE Our songs You dance and sing along You dance and sing along oi! We raise our fists in the air Wave around 'cus we don't care About the DUFFs' activities They're of no concern to me They're of no concern to me FIGHT BACK Against DUFFs RESIST Hairy muffs EMBRACE Our songs You dance and sing along You dance and sing along oi!
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People Before Profits 02:22
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Seems that we've forgotten in this age and day To treat all people better than money People losing their jobs just doesn't seem to fit Putting people aside in hopes of profit PEOPLE BEFORE PROFITS Makes this world a better place PEOPLE BEFORE PROFITS Benefits the human race PEOPLE BEFORE PROFITS And they never knew their face PEOPLE BEFORE PROFITS AFTER PEOPLE All people are human just like you and me Everyone deserves to be treated equally Corporations lie to get the extra buck "I'm sorry you're laid off, I guess you're outta luck!" PEOPLE BEFORE PROFITS Makes this world a better place PEOPLE BEFORE PROFITS Benefits the human race PEOPLE BEFORE PROFITS And they never knew their face PEOPLE BEFORE PROFITS AFTER PEOPLE PEOPLE BEFORE PROFITS Makes this world a better place PEOPLE BEFORE PROFITS Benefits the human race PEOPLE BEFORE PROFITS And they never knew their face PEOPLE BEFORE PROFITS AFTER
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Don't Munch a D.U.F.F. 01:57
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I can't talk this I know From experience I will show Why munching a DUFF is bad news I'd much rather catch the avian flu SHAVE YOUR MUFF DON'T MUNCH A DUFF SHAVE YOUR MUFF DON'T MUNCH A DUFF SHAVE YOUR MUFF DON'T MUNCH A DUFF No good comes from munching a DUFF 9 out of 10 don't even shave their muff It smells like fish when you muff dive A DUFF's pussy can eat you alive SHAVE YOUR MUFF DON'T MUNCH A DUFF SHAVE YOUR MUFF DON'T MUNCH A DUFF SHAVE YOUR MUFF DON'T MUNCH A DUFF If you've tried then you can tell Any-fuckin-one that they all smell Rolls of fat on their tummy Right now shit sounds really yummy! SHAVE YOUR MUFF DON'T MUNCH A DUFF SHAVE YOUR MUFF DON'T MUNCH A DUFF SHAVE YOUR MUFF DON'T MUNCH A DUFF Designated Ugly Fat Friend Your sexual fun has come to an end Don't think of her as a lunchable Because a DUFF is not munchable SHAVE YOUR MUFF DON'T MUNCH A DUFF SHAVE YOUR MUFF DON'T MUNCH A DUFF SHAVE YOUR MUFF DON'T MUNCH A DUFF SHAVE YOUR MUFF DON'T MUNCH A DUFF SHAVE YOUR MUFF DON'T MUNCH A DUFF SHAVE YOUR MUFF DON'T MUNCH A DUFF
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False Patriot 01:25
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Drinking Song 02:00
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Raise your glass if you're my friend We'll be drinking 'til the end Take a chug finish your drink Hurry up there's no time to think Now sit down time for a shot Do you need a chaser? I think not This is our drinking song If you like drinkin then sing along This is our drinking tune We'll be drinking 'til way past noon C'mon get ready it's time to go Have a cheap drink after the show There's still beer we can't be done Just keep drinking and you'll have fun There's some Jack left in our glasses At this rate we'll be drunk off our asses! This is our drinking song If you like drinkin then sing along This is our drinking tune We'll be drinking 'til way past noon This is our drinking song If you like drinkin then sing along This is our drinking tune We'll be drinking 'til way past noon
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World War III 01:34
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The end of the world the dusk of time Nuclear bomb destroyed man kind The sky was dark, the weather was grim Herald didn't hark, the human race didn't win This time its World War III Humans destroying humanity Flesh eating gasses fill the air TOO BAD THAT NO ONE CARES! Bombs go off and there is flair Too many limbs flying through the air An atom bomb destroys the land No one has the upper hand This time its World War III Humans destroying humanity Flesh eating gasses fill the air TOO BAD THAT NO ONE CARES! The war was over the world was dead A nuclear bomb right in the head Time for the world to start anew Humanity's worries were too few This time its World War III Humans destroying humanity Flesh eating gasses fill the air TOO BAD THAT NO ONE FUCKING CARES!

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released March 3, 2007

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Duff-O-Cide San Diego, California

A Duff is a Designated Ugly Fat Friend. They are spotted within a small group of girls hidden behind a large burrito or super-sized meal. Duffs, beware: This group will no longer tolerate awkward, hung-over mornings waking up next to you...we are a union of concerned citizens with a goal of spreading awareness about the Duff problem, through the use of power chords and guitar distortion. ... more

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